Real Vampires Don't Sparkle – Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Sink your fangs into TheHoodie's Real Vampires Don't Sparkle hooded sweatshirt and let the world know you're living your best (undead) life. This isn’t just any hoodie; it’s your new partner in crime for late-night adventures and lounging about like the nocturnal legend you are. Crafted for the vampires among us who scoff at glitter, this white beauty is your ultimate go-to.

With its regular fit and mid-heavy weight, it'll wrap you up snugger than a bat's embrace, making it perfect for anything from chilling in a cafe to a midnight escapade with mates. And yes, it's got that classic kangaroo pocket because, unlike mythical creatures, you actually need a place for your phone and snacks. The lined hood and tonal drawcords add that extra touch of mystery while keeping you cozy as you plot your next move. Preshrunk for your convenience, this hoodie is ready to rock straight out of the crypt.

Make a statement and have a laugh with a bit of audacious humour—because let's be real, real vampires don’t sparkle, but they do know how to dress.

Army, Asphalt Marle, Black, Bone, Burgundy, Camel, Coal, Cobalt, Copper, Ecru, Grey Marle, Navy, Petrol Blue, Pine Green, Sand, Smoke, Walnut, White, White Marle:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill CVC fleece

Safety Orange, Safety Yellow:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 65% recycled polyester 35% cotton anti-pill CVC fleece

Camo, Black Camo:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill CVC fleece

Organic Natural, Organic Black:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 100% organic cotton

Pullover hood, inset sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal shoestring drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

• Machine wash cold with like colours
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron (print area)
• Line dry in shade