Fluent Sarcasm Script – Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

G'day legends! Get ready to rock the streets with a smirk and a splash of sass in TheHoodie's Fluent Sarcasm Script – it's more than just a hoodie, it's your new go-to gear for delivering eye rolls in style. Mixing classic comfort with a cheeky attitude, this unisex hooded sweatshirt lets everyone know you're fluent in the world's favourite second language: sarcasm.

Crafted from a harmonious blend of cotton and recycled polyester, this beauty combines eco-consciousness with unparalleled comfort. Regular fit, so it sits just right – not too tight, not too loose – perfect for both laid-back hangs and cheeky banter sessions at your fave café.

Enjoy the practicality of a lined hood with a tonal drawcord for when the weather gets a bit cheeky, and a kangaroo pocket that's perfect for hiding your hands or sneaking in a snack. The ribbed cuffs keep everything snug, so nothing distracts from your witty repertoire.

Oh, and the colours? Dive into the sleek simplicity of white ink on your choice of a rainbow of hues. Whether you’re blending into the bustling cityscape or making a bold statement, our AS Colour Stencil series has got you covered. From subtle camo vibes to head-turning bright safety tones - choose your mood and own it.

Perfect for those who like their humour just as they like their coffee – strong and a little bit dark. Grab yours now and hit the world with your unapologetic wit, all while keeping it sustainable and stylish!

Army, Asphalt Marle, Black, Bone, Burgundy, Camel, Coal, Cobalt, Copper, Ecru, Grey Marle, Navy, Petrol Blue, Pine Green, Sand, Smoke, Walnut, White, White Marle:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill CVC fleece

Safety Orange, Safety Yellow:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 65% recycled polyester 35% cotton anti-pill CVC fleece

Camo, Black Camo:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill CVC fleece

Organic Natural, Organic Black:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 100% organic cotton

Pullover hood, inset sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal shoestring drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

• Machine wash cold with like colours
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron (print area)
• Line dry in shade