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Get ready to snag some serious vibes with our cheeky "Not Arguing, Just Explaining" hoodie! Designed for those who speak fluent sarcasm and love a good laugh, this unisex gem is the perfect way to show off your humour game. Smashed together with a classic white print, whether you’re off to a chilled Sunday sesh or a quick stroll to the café, you'll be serving looks and lols.
Crafted from a cosy 350 GSM blend, it's primo for keeping you toasty while not weighing you down—like a cuddly koala with a twist. A pullover hood, inset sleeves, and kangaroo pocket make it not just a chuckle generator but a serious everyday companion. Whether you're lounging or on the move, this hoodie isn’t just a piece of clothing, it’s a part of your personality. Drop it like it’s hot on the streets or keep it low-key at home, either way, you'll be explaining in style, not arguing… obviously!
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