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Unleash your inner creature of the night with our "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle" unisex hoodie! This isn’t just any ordinary hooded sweatshirt—it's a vibrant red nod to the nocturnal legends who know their worth. Made for those who appreciate a bit of humour with their streetwear, this hoodie wraps you in 350 GSM of comfy fabric, perfect for warding off the evening chill during midnight adventures or just hanging out with your mates.
Its regular fit, lined hood, and handy kangaroo pocket make it effortlessly cool and undeniably practical. The preshrunk fabric means it's ready to wear straight out of the bat cave. So, if you're keen on sending a cheeky message to all those sparkly imposters, this iconic piece from TheHoodie's AS Colour Stencil series will have you looking fang-tastic. Add a splash of colour and a pinch of attitude to your wardrobe—because real vampires know how to keep it real, in red.
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