“The design tool was so easy my cat nearly ordered one.”

“Finally, a place where I can type ‘Yeah Nah’ in five different fonts and call it fashion.”

“Ordered one for my ex just to ruin their fashion sense permanently.”

“Mum said I needed a backup plan. So I made a hoodie.”

“Printed faster than my bad decisions.”

“Designed my hoodie during a Zoom meeting. Got a raise and a sick fit.”

“It’s not just a hoodie, it’s a hug from my own ego.”

“I came for the fonts, stayed for the dopamine hit of customising stuff I don’t need.”

“Didn’t know what I wanted until I saw it. Then I made it worse. And I love it.”